Sanders Troy – How To Get Chicks Keep Em Dump Em And Get Em Back Again

The Claim: Sanders Troy (who is proud to suffix his title with MBA for some pointless reason) attempts to, in roughly 40 pages, explain how to pick up women in the standard format- giving short little quips (like “Chase the Antelope, settle for the Rabbit”) and bragging about his own abilities to con you into believing what he’s telling you.

The Truth: David DeAngelo looks like a Women’s and Gender Studies professor compared to the misogyny going on in this book. Sanders M. Troy is essentially one big overgrown frat boy, essentially talking about sleazy ways to pick up drunk women and get laid with them. Of course, the book features such absolutely intelligent phrases as “chicks dig candles” and how to strategically place condoms along the underside of your mattress.

Probably the most hilarious moments of this book come when Troy begins to, in great detail, explain certain “tricks” to get women straight into bed, namely the “Tour of the Apartment/Bed Tackle” move, which involves showing a girl around your apartment then pushing her on the bed. You know, because that’s the gentlemanly way.

Moments of Rage:

[Talking about sex toys]: if you plan ahead carefully you can use the same equipment with different women without looking like a player. What you do is carefully open the packaging (razor blade is best) by putting a thin slit in back and across. That way you can put them back in the packaging and show your next girl like you just went out and bought them for her.

– Go to different parts of town. Never take women to the same place as your other bitches.

– Always pick a pet name for a chick like Sweetie, or Sweet Tits, or Jelly Roll. If you use their first name then eventually you will slip and call them by the wrong name.

– Wear whatever is hip. I prefer to shop at trendy stores like GAP or Abercrombie & Fitch

Sanders Troy is has been picking up chicks for most of his adult life. His success is due mainly to technique and persistence.

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